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Buttstuff Coin πŸ‘

People have exchanged money for buttstuff since the dawn of time. πŸ’Έ

What's a Shitpost, You Ask? πŸ€”πŸ’©

A shitpost is the internet's way of saying, "Why not?" πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ It's the art of creating something so absurd, so random, or so low-effort that it loops back around to being hilariousβ€”or at least confusing enough to make people laugh out of sheer disbelief. πŸ˜‚

Shitposts don't try to impress; they exist purely to entertain, provoke, or cause someone to double-take while scrolling. 🀯πŸ–₯️

The Anatomy of a Legendary Shitpost πŸ§ πŸ’©

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Effort Level

Minimal. A true shitpost thrives on its "I made this in 5 seconds" energy.

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Humor Level

Maxed Out. Think bizarre, surreal, and ironically brilliant.

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Purpose

Chaos. Whether it's to make someone chuckle, cry-laugh, or question reality, it's always worth it.

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Vibes

Cultural Mashup. Memes, pop culture, and trends collide to create the ultimate dumpster fire of entertainment.

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Tone

Non-serious. It's not here to solve problemsβ€”it's here to make you laugh, cringe, or send it to your group chat with "WTF?"

Buttstuff Tokenomics πŸ’°

100%

Total

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10%
Founders
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20%
Reserved
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20%
Community
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50%
LP (burned)

We Celebrate Shitposts! πŸŽ‰πŸ’©

At Buttstuff, we don't just tolerate shitpostsβ€”we celebrate them like they're a neon-colored cartoon butt living its best life. πŸŒˆπŸ‘

If it's weird, random, or completely unnecessary, it belongs here. πŸ€ͺ

Because sometimes, even bullshit deserves its moment in the spotlight. βœ¨πŸ’©